Ich habe gehört, du könnten schwul sein

I heard a little rumor that you, a husband of 15-some years, might be just a little gay, huh? I’m laughing, but that’s only because you’ve made it such a big deal for yourself, such a huge hurdle that you need to deal with, and really it isn’t that big of a deal. Tons of people are gay! So who cares if you sneak out to suck dick, who cares if you play with your anal toys or consume crossdressing and sissy content. I think more people than you realize are gay, it’s the modern world that we live in, so it’s not something that you need to feel ashamed of- and really you’re blowing this secretly gay thing out of proportion. It’s only fair to yourself and your family that you indulge in being gay from time to time, go out and suck cock, get fucked, go and have fun because it will make you happier! And isn’t that what’s most important?